Melissa Sagemiller
Allison McAllister
Shane West
Bentley 'Striker' Scrumfeld
Swoosie Kurtz
Beverly Landers
Ed Begley Jr.
Frank Landers
Martin Short
Dr. Desmond Forrest Oates
Carmen Electra
Mistress Moira
Dov Tiefenbach
Little Steve
Kylie Bax
Dora Lynn Tisdale
Christopher Jacot
Peter Wong
Andrew McGillivray
Hugh Spicer
Megan Fahlenbock
Shirin Kellysa
Jonathan Whittaker
Coach Hibble
Ravi Steve
Del Molden, Jr.
Tommy O'Haver
Love Matters Director
Antoinette Delond
Stripper #1
Judy Stoimenov
Stripper #3
Jeffery Wong
Attendant / Fairie
Shawn Fernandez
Attendant / Fairie
Catherine Hernandez
Attendant / Fairie
Lindsay Cole
Janice Loughlen
Delores Etienne
Sweet Old Lady
Danny Truelove
Little Boy in Restaurant
Jack Thomas Babcock
Love Scud Boy Band Member #1
Michael Coristine
Love Scud Boy Band Member #2
Rukiya Bernard
Girl with Tampons in Hair (uncredited)
Ho Pak-Kwong
Old Man in Wheelchair (uncredited)
Michael Kremko
Guy in Restaurant (uncredited)
Jennifer Vey
Blind Flower Girl (uncredited)