All Cast
Alexa PenaVega
Carmen Cortez
Daryl Sabara
Juni Cortez
Antonio Banderas
Gregorio Cortez
Carla Gugino
Ingrid Cortez
Alan Cumming
Fegan Floop
Tony Shalhoub
Alexander Minion
Teri Hatcher
Ms. Gradenko
Robert Patrick
Mr. Lisp
Dick Clark
Financier
George Clooney
Devlin
Cheech Marin
Felix Gumm
Danny Trejo
Machete
Richard Linklater
Cool Spy
Mike Judge
Donnagon / Donnamight
Guillermo Navarro
Pastor
Johnny Reno
Agent Johnny
Shannon Shea
FoOglie #1/Flower
Kara Slack
Carmen's Friend
Jeff Dashnaw
Brat's Dad
Norman Cabrera
FoOglie #2 / Tall & Skinny