Evil Bong
Oct 31 2006
•1h 26m
•Comedy, Horror
Straight-laced nerd Alistair moves into a college dorm with hardcore marijuana users, who order an old giant bong that proves to have strange magical powers, which sends people to a bizarre drugged-out alternate realm from which there is no easy escape.
Cast
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David Weidoff
Alistair
John Patrick Jordan
Larnell
Mitch Eakins
Bachman
Brian Lloyd
Brett
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