All Cast
Charlie Sheen
Carl Taylor
Emilio Estevez
James St. James
Leslie Hope
Susan Wilkins
Keith David
Louis Fedders
Dean Cameron
Pizza Man
John Getz
Maxwell Potterdam III
Hawk Wolinski
Biff
John Lavachielli
Mario
Geoffrey Blake
Frost
Cameron Dye
Luzinski
John Putch
Mike
Tommy Hinkley
Jeff
Darrell Larson
Jack Berger
Sy Richardson
Walt Richardson
Kari Whitman
Judy
Troy Evans
Capt. Dalton
Bob Brown
Henchman #1
Erik Stabenau
Henchman #2
Bobby Burns
Henchman #3
Eddie Braun
Henchman #4
Brad Wyman
Rent-a-Cop
Matt Robinson
Rent-a-Cop
James 'Poorman' Trenton
Narrator (voice)
Jennifer Badham
Flakey Girl (voice)