All Cast
David Howard Thornton
The Mean One
Krystle Martin
Cindy
Chase Mullins
Officer Burke
John Bigham
Doc
Erik Baker
Sheriff Hooper
Amy Schumacher
Mayor McBean
Flip Kobler
Lou
Christopher Sanders
Narrator (voice)
Stephanie Bates
Stephanie
Robert DiTillio
Don
Rachel Winfree
Bartender
Jessie Holder Tourtellotte
Anchorwoman
Allyson Sereboff
Nurse
Saphina Chanadet
Young Cindy
Steven Busby
Anchorman
Victoria Ippolito
Waitress Emily
Alexandra Vaughan
Hiker Girl
Brian Waters
Dick Santa
Andrew Fultz
Dick Santa 2
Ernie Charles
EMT
Whit Spurgeon
Bus Driver
Christine DiTillio
Martha
Tina Van Berk
Mom
Josh Arnold
Delivery Driver
Kale Shepherd
Santa Con Santa
Aubrey Mozino
Christmas Box Influencer
