Thomas Lennon
Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Kerri Kenney
Deputy Trudy Wiegel / Jackie the Pickle-Throwing Hooker
Joe Lo Truglio
Deputy Frank Rizzo
Ian Roberts
Sergeant Jack Declan
Cedric Yarbrough
Deputy S. Jones
Mary Birdsong
Deputy Cherisha Kimball
Wendi McLendon-Covey
Deputy Clementine Johnson
Niecy Nash-Betts
Deputy Raineesha Williams
Carlos Alazraqui
Deputy James Garcia
Bobby Moynihan
Mr. Christopher Rickschnicky
Nick Swardson
Terry Bernadino
Kulap Vilaysack
Bell Ringer #1
Jim Jefferies
Australian Tourist
Michael Ian Black
Hatzolah Commander
Alex Fernie
Bell Ringer #2
Gary Anthony Williams
Ronni Ceviche
Parvesh Cheena
State Trooper
Jill Basey
Nora the Senior Citizen
Jessica Betts
N'ceba Bathadwa
Jim Jefferies
Heroic Bystander
Jenny Robertson
Bus Driver
Jay Pichardo
Fun Land Manager
Oliver Lennon
Little Junior Deputy