All Cast
Matthew Ludwinski
Adam
Michael Medico
John
Casper Andreas
Nick
Allison Lane
Candy
Jesse Archer
Matthew
John Schile
Ron
Bruce Vilanch
Missy
Judy Tenuta
Zinnea
Alec Mapa
Himself
Brent Bailey
Dean
Scott DeFalco
Frank
Kurt Scholler
Slave
Todd Sherry
Collin
William Thomas Jones
Robert
Mark Cirillo
Alec Mapa's Fan
Angelina Hong
Kim
William Jackson
Older Actor
Leah Rachel
Sophie
Sherry Weston
Older Actress
Linda Larson
Casting Director
Billy Snow
Gym Sales Guy
Paul Martignetti
Career Waiter
Taaffe O'Connell
Job Interviewer
Erik Passoja
Mr. Katz
Daniel Hayes
Lucas
Geoff Stirling Jr.
The Football Coach
Daniel Berilla
Perry
Gregg Jacobson
Sun-burned Model
Spencer Falls
Baby-faced Model
Ryan Driller
Dark-haired Model
Claes Lilja
Scott
Tom Nobles
Wayne
C. Stephen Browder
Marvin
Perez Hilton
Ricky
Brian Putnam
Paparazzi
Mathew Lenski
Adam
