Colm Meaney
Morgan the Goat
Ian Hart
Johnny Shellshocked
Kenneth Griffith
Reverend Jones
Hugh Vaughan
Thomas Twp Two
Robert Pugh
Williams the Petroleum
Garfield Morgan
Davies the School
Dafydd Wyn Roberts
Tommy Twostroke
Ieuan Rhys
Sergeant Thomas
David Lloyd Meredith
Jones the JP
Howell Evans
Thomas the Trains
Fraser Cains
Evans the End of the World
Maisie McNeice
Girl in classroom
Nicholas McGaughey
Narrator (voice)