Carl Weathers
Freddie Wiseman/Narrator
David Koechner
Lambeau "Coach" Fields
Matthew Lawrence
Lance Truman
Brooke Nevin
Michelle Fields
Robert Ri'chard
Aseel Tare
Noureen DeWulf
Jasminder Featherfoot
Jesse Garcia
Jorge Juanson
Martin Spanjers
Randy Randinger
Andy Dick
Toilet Bowl Referee
Finesse Mitchell
Titans Coach
Eric Christian Olsen
Foreign Exchange Student
Stacy Keibler
All-American Mom
Ken Medlock
Pitching Coach
Frank Caliendo
Chip Imitation
Holmes Osborne
Man in Suit
Jillian Grace
Maria Sharapova Look-Alike
Russell Thomas
Football Player