All Cast
Robert Townsend
Mr. Five
Josh Zuckerman
Brendan
Stuart Margolin
Mephisto
Noel Fisher
Tom
Caroline Elliott
Twyla / Su Su
Iris Quinn
Ginger
Stephen E. Miller
Joe Huntoon
Crystal Heidrick
Loretta
Morgan Fairchild
Babylonia
Betty Phillips
Grammy
Claire Riley
Teacher
Linda Ko
Paramedic
Scott McNeil
Temptor
Charles Buettner
Trekkie
Kyle Labine
Randy
Natasha Wilson
Taline
Nicki Clyne
Heather
Kristie Marsden
Blair
Brent Glenen
Chad
Henry Mah
Doctor
Adrien Dorval
Tom's Dad
Merrilyn Gann
Grace
Dion Johnstone
Highway Patrol Officer
James Michalopolous
Hagup
Scott Wilson
Minion
Aaron Grain
Rude boy
Kerry Blouin
Swing Dancer
Joe Mantegna
Himself
Jason Griffith
Friendly Letter Carrier