All Cast
Adam Deacon
Riko
Jazzie Zonzolo
Kane
Jennifer Saunders
DI Brookes
Ed Sheeran
Crack Ed
Charlie Sloth
Self
Denise Van Outen
Nurse
Tamzin Outhwaite
Ambulance Worker
Jaime Winstone
Sarah
Babatunde Aléshé
PC Williams
Jammer
Murkleman
Megaman
Killi
Peter Serafinowicz
Krzysztof
Jeremy Corbyn
Self
Danny Sapani
Leo Demarco
Leomie Anderson
Tamara
Kobna Holdbrook-Smith
Shotti
London Hughes
Rowanda
Richie Campbell
Tyreese Demarco
Ella Vaday
Self
Linda Robson
Cockney Woman
Lee Westwick
Club Manager
Vas Blackwood
PC Ian
Barry McNicholl
PC Bill
Lethal Bizzle
Self
Kevin Bishop
Random Customer in Bank
Rosie Jones
Random Lady in Bank
Red Madrell
Tasha
Bhasker Patel
Pinky Patel
Tayo Jarrett
Clint
Suspect
Omar
Humza Arshad
Pudi Patel
Jas Steven Singh
PJ Patel
Asheq Akhtar
Panji Patel
Arnold Jorge
Dwayne
Ruxandra Porojnicu
Pola
Eddie Kadi
Traffic Attendant
Greta Hansen
Posh Girl in Bank
Rapman
Self
Laura Curnick
Neighbour Lady
Swaylee Loughnane
(Uncredited)
Hiten Patel
(Uncredited)
Archie Wick
Ekran Mustafa
Andrew Lawden
Fahad Salman