All Cast

Rob Schneider

Rob Schneider

Marvin Mange

Colleen Haskell

Colleen Haskell

Rianna

John C. McGinley

John C. McGinley

Sgt. Sisk

Ed Asner

Ed Asner

Chief Wilson

Michael Caton

Michael Caton

Dr. Wilder

Louis Lombardi

Louis Lombardi

Fatty

Guy Torry

Guy Torry

Miles

Bob Rubin

Bob Rubin

Bob Harris

Pilar Schneider

Pilar Schneider

Mrs. De La Rosa

Scott Wilson

Scott Wilson

Mayor

Raymond Ma

Raymond Ma

Mr. Tam

Michael Papajohn

Michael Papajohn

Patrolman Brady

Ron Roggé

Ron Roggé

Patrolman Jaworski

Holly Maples

Holly Maples

Elkerton Police Officer

Henriette Mantel

Henriette Mantel

Elkerton Police Officer

Jeremy Kramer

Jeremy Kramer

Elkerton Police Officer

Robb Skyler

Robb Skyler

Elkerton Police Officer

Philip Bolden

Philip Bolden

Evidence Room Kid

Timmy Deters

Timmy Deters

Evidence Room Kid

Megan Taylor Harvey

Megan Taylor Harvey

Evidence Room Kid

Mitch Holleman

Mitch Holleman

Evidence Room Kid

Charlie Stewart

Charlie Stewart

Evidence Room Kid

Elizabeth Branson

Elizabeth Branson

Heavy Set Cadet

Sandra Lee Gimpel

Sandra Lee Gimpel

Obstacle Course Lady

Arthur Bernard

Arthur Bernard

Elderly Jogger

Tim Herzog

Tim Herzog

Badger Milk Host

Berglind Icey

Berglind Icey

Yolanda

Tom McNulty

Tom McNulty

Airline Steward

Morisa Taylor Kaplan

Morisa Taylor Kaplan

Mailbox Girl

Noel Gugliemi

Noel Gugliemi

Gang Leader

Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler

Townie

Norm Macdonald

Norm Macdonald

Mob Member

John Farley

John Farley

Other Mob

Cloris Leachman

Cloris Leachman

Cat Lady (uncredited)

Harry Dean Stanton

Harry Dean Stanton

Hunter (uncredited)