Stealing Rembrandt
May 17 2003
•2h 49m
•Action, Comedy
Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?
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Lars Brygmann
Mick
Jakob Cedergren
Tom
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Kenneth
Nicolas Bro
Jimmy
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