All Cast
Jarad Kopciak
Matt, Detective, Wingman, Kyle, Valentin Ospachio, Travis
Daniel Fissmer
Narrator, Matt, Lapdog, Bob Michaels, Brad
Arlo Sanders
Chris Handsome, Laird, Ralph Portuguese, Donovan
Danny Cullen
Matt, Buzz, Tarry Loods, Charles
Toshiya Agata
Okabe
Vincent Alvas
The Consumer
Jayme Andrews
Matt
Alex Charlier
Mellicity Coldswallow