Russell Mael
Narrator (voice)
Suzette Lemos
Talking Head
Eric Ashworth
Police Officer
Eddie Linker
Home Depot Shopper
Robert Longstreet
Radio Host
Nike'Sa Lewis
Reality Contestant
Keith Kelly
Governor Olatka
Anne Ruttencutter
Mary Anne
Nich Kauffman
Barry Kittridge (credit only)
Sanjay Choudrey
Kittredge's Husband
Susie Linker
Gas Pump Lady
Ruchir Khazanchi
Rahim (Last Lover)