Tim Matheson
Vance Wilder Sr.
Kal Penn
Taj Mahal Badalandabad
Daniel Cosgrove
Richard Bagg
Deon Richmond
Mini Cochran
Paul Gleason
Professor McDoogle
Curtis Armstrong
Campus Cop
Chris Owen
Suicidal Freshman
Teresa Hill
Hot Female Doctor
Megan Gallagher
Holyoke Hottie
Mark Chaet
Business Manager
Michael Waltman
Coach Ken Massey
Quentin Richardson
Quentin
Lamar Odom
Coolidge Chickadee Player
Nick Puga
Pimply Faced Freshman
Joshua Swanson
Annoyingly Peppy Freshman
Jeremy Phillips
Overweight Freshman
Harry Danner
Dr. Beeverman
J. Patrick McCormack
Dean Mooney
Gregg Daniel
English Professor
Lauren Birkell
Cheesy TV Announcer
Teesha Lobo
Hot Indian Girl
Christopher Sowers
Thin Pledge
Colin Campbell
Archive Guy
Willie Latimore
Ming Impersonator
Albert Owens
Another Doctor
Anderson Goncalves
Dorky Brother
Anne Varnishung
Gorgeous Secretary
Erik Audé
Martial Arts Freshman
Lou Beatty Jr.
Library Man
Andrew Bilgore
Party Busting Cop
Alexia Chiaromonte
Stunning Co-Ed Freshman
Brent Goldberg
Freshman Interviewee 1
David Wagner
Freshman Interviewee 2
Chad Evans
Stoner Freshman
Brandon Kessel
College Kid
Ryan Carlberg
Worried Preppy Freshman
Matt Newton
Male Sophomore
Edie McClurg
Campus Tour Guide
Joyce Brothers
Dr. Joyce Brothers
Megan Litwin
Hotter Friend
Mark Alfa
Tranny Stripper (uncredited)
Megan Baker
Student (uncredited)
Walt Becker
Fireman (uncredited)
Jason Berry
Frat Boy (uncredited)
Sean Brennan
Shoeshine DIK (uncredited)
Chad Brokaw
DIK Brother (uncredited)
Ryan Allen Carrillo
Roller Skater (uncredited)
Heather Charles
Luau Girl (uncredited)
Tom Everett Scott
Elliot Grebb (uncredited)
Soren Fulton
10-Year-Old Boy (uncredited)
Reid Godshaw
Drunk Boy (uncredited)
Sean Gordon
Roller Skater (uncredited)
Christopher D. Grace
Drunken Frat Guy (uncredited)
Kelly Hayes
Luau Party Guy (uncredited)
Jesse Heiman
Student on Couch (uncredited)
Christie McNew
College Student (uncredited)
Summer Moore
Pajama Party Goer (uncredited)
Bonnie Morgan
Twisted Auditioner (uncredited)
Alex Nesic
ROTC Student (uncredited)
Steffen Schlachtenhaufen
Student Bartender (uncredited)
Jennifer Schlueter
Student (uncredited)
Skyler Stone
Test Taker (uncredited)
Charlie Talbert
Stomach Guy (uncredited)
Billy Taylor
Student (uncredited)
Nathan Todaro
Skating Rink Geek (uncredited)
Cassie Townsend
Student (uncredited)
Greta Valenti
Hot Roller Girl (uncredited)
Josh Waters
College Student on Campus Tour (uncredited)
Nik Wilcox
Sycophant (uncredited)