All Cast

Siena Agudong

Siena Agudong

Melody Barnegat

Austin Zajur

Austin Zajur

Brian David

Nicholas Cirillo

Nicholas Cirillo

Burny

Reed Northrup

Reed Northrup

Belly

Ken Jeong

Ken Jeong

Manager Mike

Sam Richardson

Sam Richardson

Major Murder

Genesis Rodriguez

Genesis Rodriguez

Hot Usher

Justin Long

Justin Long

Stank

Jason Lee

Jason Lee

Brian's Dad

Rachel Dratch

Rachel Dratch

Brian's Mom

Kate Micucci

Kate Micucci

Melody's Mom

Adam Pally

Adam Pally

Emo Usher

Harley Quinn Smith

Harley Quinn Smith

Sister Sugar Walls

Method Man

Method Man

Cookie

Logic

Logic

Astro Blaster

Jason Mewes

Jason Mewes

A John

Jeff Anderson

Jeff Anderson

Dad on Concession Stand

Rosario Dawson

Rosario Dawson

Melody's Aunt

Jason Biggs

Jason Biggs

Construction Worker

Betty Aberlin

Betty Aberlin

Mrs. B

Evelyn Giovine

Evelyn Giovine

Jessica Court

Morgan Bluestein

Morgan Bluestein

Teenage Movie Goer

Aaron Shuf

Aaron Shuf

Kid on Concession Line

Ralph Garman

Ralph Garman

Mad Brad Woodland

Brian O'Halloran

Brian O'Halloran

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

Sister Black Eye

Ernest O'Donnell

Ernest O'Donnell

Detective

Ming Chen

Ming Chen

China Taste Boss

Jenny Mollen

Jenny Mollen

Roach Coach Owner

Meredith Starkman

Meredith Starkman

Randi

Diedrich Bader

Diedrich Bader

Damocles

Benjamin Read

Benjamin Read

Movie Goer

Michelle Santiago

Michelle Santiago

Movie Goer

John Willyung

John Willyung

Audience Guy

Ava Viola

Ava Viola

The Hallway Attack Sister #1

Marlowe Fink

Marlowe Fink

The Hallway Attack Sister #2

Cate Finck

Cate Finck

The Hallway Attack Sister #3

Scottie DiGiacomo

Scottie DiGiacomo

Theater Mother (uncredited)

Bobby Favoretto

Bobby Favoretto

Theatre Customer (uncredited)

Shane Kalman

Shane Kalman

70s Priest (uncredited)

Benjamin Read

Benjamin Read

Movie Goer (uncredited)

Michelle Santiago

Michelle Santiago

Movie Goer (uncredited)