All Cast

Chris Klein

Chris Klein

Jonathan Cross

LL Cool J

LL Cool J

Marcus Ridley

Rebecca Romijn

Rebecca Romijn

Aurora

Naveen Andrews

Naveen Andrews

Sanjay

Jean Reno

Jean Reno

Alexi Petrovich

Oleg Taktarov

Oleg Taktarov

Denekin

David Hemblen

David Hemblen

Serokin

Eugene Lipinski

Eugene Lipinski

Yuri Kotlev

Frank Ferrara

Frank Ferrara

Assistant Gold Coach

Janet Wright

Janet Wright

Coach Olga

Lucia Rijker

Lucia Rijker

Red Team #9

Paul Heyman

Paul Heyman

English Sports Announcer

Jeffery Feaster

Jeffery Feaster

Bar Patron

Andrew Bryniarski

Andrew Bryniarski

Halloran

Kata Dobó

Kata Dobó

Katya

Alice Poon

Alice Poon

Red Team #7

Melissa R. Stubbs

Melissa R. Stubbs

Red Team #12

Paul Wu

Paul Wu

Red Team #16 - U Chow

Yolanda Hughes-Heying

Yolanda Hughes-Heying

Red Team #28

Jay Mahin

Jay Mahin

Red Team #39 - Toba Maheota

Simon Girard

Simon Girard

Red Team #68 - Rabbit

Tom Farr

Tom Farr

Red Team Player

Kevin Rushton

Kevin Rushton

Red Team Player

Eitan Kramer

Eitan Kramer

Red Team Player

Anatoly Zinoviev

Anatoly Zinoviev

Red Team Player

Victor Callender

Victor Callender

Red Team Player

Ruth Chiang

Ruth Chiang

Red Team Player

Mike Dopud

Mike Dopud

Michael 'The Assassin'

Shawn Stewart

Shawn Stewart

Red Team Player

Pink

Pink

Herself

Michael Tadross

Michael Tadross

Starter

Amy Whitmore

Amy Whitmore

Photographer

Shaun Austin-Olsen

Shaun Austin-Olsen

Foreign Guest

Flint Eagle

Flint Eagle

Eskimo

Steven P. Park

Steven P. Park

Gold Team Thug

Susan Cannon

Susan Cannon

Club Bartender

Kim D. Cannon

Kim D. Cannon

Club VIP

George Christy

George Christy

Club VIP

Peter Kosaka

Peter Kosaka

German Guest

Gabor Zsigovics

Gabor Zsigovics

Herzen

Vitali Makarov

Vitali Makarov

Komo

Anthony Palermo

Anthony Palermo

Toll

Oleg Ferdman

Oleg Ferdman

Miner

Philippe Soucy

Philippe Soucy

Ally

Paulino Nunes

Paulino Nunes

Borges

Peter Von Berg

Peter Von Berg

Chowler

Eugene Geylik

Eugene Geylik

Chowler's Assistant

Barry Shurchin

Barry Shurchin

Director

Ivan Smith

Ivan Smith

Tahli

Shane McMahon

Shane McMahon

American Media Mogul

Ola Sturik

Ola Sturik

Russian Translator

Norman Yap

Norman Yap

Mandarin Translator

Kes Kwansa

Kes Kwansa

African Sports Announcer

George Ghali

George Ghali

Arabic Sports Announcer

Wang Luoyong

Wang Luoyong

Chinese Sports Announcer

Jean Brassard

Jean Brassard

French Sports Announcer

Peter Blake

Peter Blake

German Sports Announcer

Ismail Bashey

Ismail Bashey

Indian Sports Announcer

Angelo Pedari

Angelo Pedari

Italian Sports Announcer

Slava Schoot

Slava Schoot

Russian Sports Announcer

Guy Ale

Guy Ale

Russian Sports Announcer

Damir Andrei

Damir Andrei

Serbo-Croatian Sports Announcer

Pedro Salvín

Pedro Salvín

Spanish Sports Announcer

Alice Benjamin

Alice Benjamin

Russian Doctor

Ghiziane Alini

Ghiziane Alini

Club Galore Twin

Dalila Alini

Dalila Alini

Club Galore Twin

Richard Zeman

Richard Zeman

Petrovich's Heavy

Michelle Leblanc

Michelle Leblanc

Petrovich's Girlfriend

Scott Garland

Scott Garland

Petrovich's Bodyguard

Eddy Salim

Eddy Salim

Petrovich's Bodyguard

Richard Labelle

Richard Labelle

Petrovich's Bodyguard

John Kesler

John Kesler

Petrovich's Bodyguard

François Paquette

François Paquette

VIP

Nick Sita

Nick Sita

Italian VIP

Thomas Karle

Thomas Karle

VIP Booth Judge (as Tom Karle)

Richard Orlando

Richard Orlando

Patriarch

Xu Zhi

Xu Zhi

English Announcer's Assistant

Léopold Boisvert

Léopold Boisvert

Technician

Jitka Švecová

Jitka Švecová

Technician

Debbie-Anne Champagne

Debbie-Anne Champagne

Cigarette Girl

Lilly He

Lilly He

Journalist

Florence Situ

Florence Situ

Journalist

Zoran Krzisnik

Zoran Krzisnik

Journalist

Vsevolod Malamud

Vsevolod Malamud

Journalist

Mischa Hausserman

Mischa Hausserman

Gold Coach

Xinkang Tong

Xinkang Tong

Asian Director

Bruno Mourani

Bruno Mourani

Arabic Man

Jamshied Sharifi

Jamshied Sharifi

Home Band Keyboarder

Miyuki Sakamoto

Miyuki Sakamoto

Home Band Keyboarder

Sid Wilson

Sid Wilson

Slipknot Band Member

Joey Jordison

Joey Jordison

Slipknot Band Member

Paul Gray

Paul Gray

Slipknot Band Member

Chris Fehn

Chris Fehn

Slipknot Band Member

James Root

James Root

Slipknot Band Member

Craig Jones

Craig Jones

Slipknot Band Member

Shawn Crahan

Shawn Crahan

Slipknot Band Member

Mick Thomson

Mick Thomson

Slipknot Band Member

Corey Taylor

Corey Taylor

Slipknot Band Member

Toshihiro Itô

Toshihiro Itô

Japanese Announcer

Larisa Eryomina

Larisa Eryomina

Aurora (voice)