Hugh Jackman
Roddy (voice)
Ian McKellen
The Toad (voice)
Kathy Burke
Rita's Mum (voice)
David Suchet
Rita's Dad (voice)
Miriam Margolyes
Rita's Grandma (voice)
Rachel Rawlinson
Tabitha (voice)
Susan Duerden
Mother (voice)
Miles Richardson
Father (voice)
John Motson
Football Commentator (voice)
Douglas Weston
Newspaper Seller (voice)
Roger Blake
Policeman / Balloon Seller (voice)
Christopher Fairbank
Thimblenose Ted / Cockroach / Passerby (voice)
Paul Shardlow
Pegleg (voice)
Conrad Vernon
Take Out (voice)
Jonathan Kydd
Barnacle (voice)
Newell Alexander
Tex (voice)
Joshua Silk
Fergus (voice)
Meredith Wells
Rita's Little Sister (voice)
Ashleigh-Louis Elliot
Rita's Sister #2 (voice)
Ashleigh Ludwig
Rita's Sister #3 (voice)
Christopher Knights
Fat Barry / Market Trader (voice)
Emma Tate
Fly-Lady / Passerby #2 (voice)
Tom McGrath
Action Figure / Artist (voice)
Sam Fell
Liam / Prophet / Ladykiller / Fanseller (voice)
David Bowers
Goldfish / Fly / Shocky / Henchfrog #1 / Tadpole (voice)
