All Cast
Sean Kellman
Cash Canty / Prince Edward of Gelfland
Robert Englund
Kratski
Vincent Schiavelli
Baumgarten
Jennifer O'Neill
Queen Albertina
Jason Strickland
CT
Linda Cardellini
Melissa
Shepard Koster
Peter
Arye Gross
Vince
C. Thomas Howell
Dean
Katie Johnston
Galina
Allyce Beasley
Constance
Gregory Poppen
Bodybuilder
Steven Green
Bodyguard
Lawrence DiBlasio
Bodyguard
Alyse Mandel
Maid
Timothy Bottoms
Johnny Canty
