John Cleese
Brian Stimpson
Penelope Wilton
Pat Garden
Alison Steadman
Gwenda Stimpson
Stephen Moore
Mr. John Jolly
Joan Hickson
Mrs. Ellie Trellis
Benjamin Whitrow
Headmaster
Geoffrey Palmer
Headmaster
Sharon Maiden
Laura Wisely
Penny Leatherbarrow
Woman Teacher
John Bardon
Ticket Collector
Nadia Sawalha
Mandy Kostakis
Dickie Arnold
Man at Station
Angus MacKay
First Class Passenger
Peter Lorenzelli
Taxi Driver
Chip Sweeney
Paul Stimpson
Constance Chapman
Mrs. Wheel
Ann-Marie Gwatkin
Petrol Station Cashier
Geoffrey Hutchings
Mr. Ted Wisely
Geoffrey Greenhill
Policeman with Mrs. Wheel
Richard Ridings
Policeman at Crash
Geoffrey Davion
Policeman at Crash
Charles Bartholomew
Man in Telephone Box
Alan Parnaby
Policeman at Telephone Box
Leslie Schofield
Policeman Arresting Pat
Mike Glynn
Policeman with Black Eye
Nicholas Le Prevost
Headmaster
Patrick Godfrey
Headmaster
Nick Stringer
Det. Sgt. George Rice
Graeme Green
Detective Constable
Sidney Livingstone
Porsche Driver
Michael Percival
Man in Wood
Peter Jonfield
Det. Insp. Laundryman
Brian Portsmouth
Detective Constable
Graeme Ford
Willy Black (uncredited)
Danny Lee
School Boy (uncredited)
