"Weird Al" Yankovic
George Newman
Kevin McCarthy
R.J. Fletcher
Michael Richards
Stanley Spadowski
Stanley Brock
Harvey Bilchik
Trinidad Silva
Raul Hernandez
Billy Barty
Noodles MacIntosh
John Paragon
Richard Fletcher
Fran Drescher
Pamela Finklestein
Sue Ane Langdon
Esther Bilchik
Lou B. Washington
Cameraman
Eldon G. Hallum
Spatula Husband
Sherry Engstrom
Spatula Wife
Sara Allen
Spatula Neighbor
Bob Hungerford
Sy Greenblum
John Cadenhead
Crazy Ernie
Francis M. Carlson
Blind Man
Billie Lee Thrash
Teri's Mother
Barry Friedman
Fletcher Cronie #1
Kevin Roden
Fletcher Cronie #2
Lisa R. Stefanic
Phyllis Weaver
Wilma Jeanne Cummins
Little Old Lady
Cliff Stephens
Animal Deliveyman
Steve Jay
Band: Bass Guitar
Kim Bullard
Band: Keyboards
Barry Hansen
Whipped Cream Eater
Belinda Bauer
Mud Wrestler
Patrick Thomas O'Brien
Satan
Roger Callard
Conan the Librarian
Jeff Maynard
Boy with Books
M.G. Kelly
Promo Announcer (voice)
Jay Gardner
Promo Announcer (voice)
John Harlan
Promo Announcer (voice)
Jim Rose
Promo Announcer (voice)
