Nicholas D'Agosto
Ben Wekselbaum
Margo Martindale
Coach Lumbly
Anna Kendrick
Ginny Ryerson
Jonah Hill
Junior Philosopher
Vincent Piazza
Earl Hefner
Candace Hammer
Townsend Prep Debater
Lisbeth Bartlett
Juliet Hefner
Virginia House
English Teacher
Marilyn Yoblick
Plainsboro Lunch Lady
Maury Ginsberg
Mr. Lewinsky
Dionne Audain
Abraham Lincoln
Dan De Luca
Stephen Douglas
John Patrick Barry
Gym Teacher
Carol Florence
connie Ryerson
Betsy Hogg
Crystal Hamish-Steinberg
Brandon Thane Wilson
Philip
Andrew Collie
Hazlet Timer
Susan Duvall
Hazlet Lunch Lady
Elisabeth Noone
Hazlet Coach
Jeanette Brox
Townsend Prep Bad Girl
Lee Sellars
New Jersey Debate Official
Joel Marsh Garland
Pizza Server
Dan Cashman
Narrator (voice)