This Is Not a Christmas Movie

This Is Not a Christmas Movie

5.0

Sep 21 2024

2h 45m

Comedy

In the run-up to Christmas, a family completely misses the point in trying to be good. Brechtje, the mother of the family, gets cancelled by everyone, without understanding why. Her husband, Martijn, falls in love with his younger colleague, but true love can’t be denied (or so he thinks). Justus, the son-in-law, gets lost on a Don Quichotesque quest for his masculinity. While Jos, the middle child, changes the world around with her tolerance and open mindedness – until her girlfriend wants to have a threesome. And all of that happens just before their annual Christmas dinner.

Jacqueline Blom

Jacqueline Blom

Brechtje

René van Zinnicq Bergmann

René van Zinnicq Bergmann

Martijn

Kiefer Zwart

Kiefer Zwart

Justus

Stefanie van Leersum

Stefanie van Leersum

Jos

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