All Cast
Marshall R. Teague
Bob Revere
Jennifer O'Neill
Dottie Revere
Fred Williamson
Warren Hammerschmidt
Jenna Boyd
Mattie Rogers
Rusty Joiner
Greg Rogers
Darrel Campbell
Renaldo Boutwell
Nikki Novak
Kari Revere
Sarah McMullen
Reagan
Adelie Campbell
Lindsay
Steve Nave
Walter Putman
Bill O'Reilly
Himself
Hunter Gomez
Christian Revere
Katherine McNamara
Caroler
Benjy Gaither
Ernie
Austin Marks
Thomas Revere
Lindsey Brinnon
Jessica "JJ" Revere
Steve Marks
Randy
Joe Brinnon
Charlie
Walter Coppage
Matt Schnake
Dean Vivian
Principal Rusty Cruzan
Michelle Davidson
Connie Lee
Richard Headrick
Angel
Duke Mason
Duke
Vincent Monachino
Possum
Michael Fukunaga
Stewie
Sally Spurgeon
Trudy Pigtails