All Cast

Gary Oldman

Gary Oldman

Elvis

Christian Slater

Christian Slater

John Smith

Dane Cook

Dane Cook

Sheriff Hutchins

Helena Mattsson

Helena Mattsson

The Blonde

Megan Park

Megan Park

Cindy

Powers Boothe

Powers Boothe

The Rancher

Sam Trammell

Sam Trammell

Sheriff Cowley

Chris Kattan

Chris Kattan

Gay Elvis

Jeff Fahey

Jeff Fahey

The Cowboy

Tony Cox

Tony Cox

Little person Elvis

Anthony Brandon Wong

Anthony Brandon Wong

Asian Elvis

Matthew Willig

Matthew Willig

The Indian

Gordon Tootoosis

Gordon Tootoosis

The Chief

Heather Roop

Heather Roop

Vivian

Anthony Azizi

Anthony Azizi

Mr. Crow

Marc Winnick

Marc Winnick

The College Kid

Paulina Gretzky

Paulina Gretzky

The Deputy

Danny James

Danny James

Mo

Michael Spears

Michael Spears

Redfoot

Eddie Spears

Eddie Spears

Dark Eyes

Jaci Twiss

Jaci Twiss

Young Mother

Lawrence Dwyer

Lawrence Dwyer

Young Father

Tod Huntington

Tod Huntington

Officer

Andrea Pineda

Andrea Pineda

Contest Registrar

Henry Boger

Henry Boger

The Ranch Hand

Jeff Jonas

Jeff Jonas

Ranch Hand #2