All Cast
Gary Oldman
Elvis
Christian Slater
John Smith
Dane Cook
Sheriff Hutchins
Helena Mattsson
The Blonde
Megan Park
Cindy
Powers Boothe
The Rancher
Sam Trammell
Sheriff Cowley
Chris Kattan
Gay Elvis
Jeff Fahey
The Cowboy
Tony Cox
Little person Elvis
Anthony Brandon Wong
Asian Elvis
Matthew Willig
The Indian
Gordon Tootoosis
The Chief
Heather Roop
Vivian
Anthony Azizi
Mr. Crow
Marc Winnick
The College Kid
Paulina Gretzky
The Deputy
Danny James
Mo
Michael Spears
Redfoot
Eddie Spears
Dark Eyes
Jaci Twiss
Young Mother
Lawrence Dwyer
Young Father
Tod Huntington
Officer
Andrea Pineda
Contest Registrar
Henry Boger
The Ranch Hand
