All Cast
Simon Chilvers
Howard
Tom Burlinson
Stewart 'P.C.' Simpson
Nicole Kidman
Jade
Jill Perryman
Miss Dodge
Charles Tingwell
Stewart Simpson Sr.
Kim Bullad
Coyote
Stig Wemyss
Ratso
Mark Williams
Mangles
Alastair Cumming
Rabbit
Robin Miller
Wally
Matt Parkinson
Lurch
Lorraine Webster
Mud
John Ryan
McBride
Lance Karapetcoff
King
Ric Whittle
Ross
Andy Copeman
Hayes
Trevor Spencer
Engineer
Alistair Browning
Cram
Penny Brown
Kate
Peggy Walker
Tea Lady
Roger Watkins
Barman
Jerry Thomas
Bouncer
Maurie Ogden
Marco
Sid Plummer
Tow Truck Driver
Greg Nunn
Lifesaver
Tolis Papazaglou
Costa
Jeremy Higgins
Contest Organiser
Don Barrett
Sports Announcer
Bill McCluskey
Television Director
Mike Van Moorsel
Motor Bike Rider