All Cast

Asta Paredes

Asta Paredes

Chrissy

Catherine Corcoran

Catherine Corcoran

Lauren

Brenda Rickert

Brenda Rickert

Aunt Bee

Lloyd Kaufman

Lloyd Kaufman

Lee Harvey Herzkauf

Stan Lee

Stan Lee

Narrator

Leesa Rowland

Leesa Rowland

Victoria

Lemmy Kilmister

Lemmy Kilmister

The President

Zac Amico

Zac Amico

Zack

Vito Trigo

Vito Trigo

Leonardo

Clay von Carlowitz

Clay von Carlowitz

Eugene

Debbie Rochon

Debbie Rochon

Coach Kotter

Mike Baez

Mike Baez

Donatello

Tara E. Miller

Tara E. Miller

Rachel

Babette Bombshell

Babette Bombshell

Principal Westly

Stefan Dezil

Stefan Dezil

Slater

Rick Collins

Rick Collins

Ron Simms

Gabriela Fuhr

Gabriela Fuhr

Kelly

Caleb Emerson

Caleb Emerson

Peanutch (Metal Detector Guard)

William Dreyer

William Dreyer

Arnold

Mark Quinnette

Mark Quinnette

Michaelangelo

Adam P. Murphy

Adam P. Murphy

Mr. Chips

Judah Friedlander

Judah Friedlander

The World Champion

Josh Potter

Josh Potter

Jock / The Toxic Avenger

Kyle Rappaport

Kyle Rappaport

Dancing Boy

Robert Prichard

Robert Prichard

Cop #1

Lisa Gaye

Lisa Gaye

Professor Holt

Brick Bronsky

Brick Bronsky

Dick Smith

John Migliore

John Migliore

Lauren's Chauffer