Jamie Lee Curtis
Nora Krank
M. Emmet Walsh
Walt Scheel
Elizabeth Franz
Bev Scheel
Erik Per Sullivan
Spike Frohmeyer
Cheech Marin
Officer Salino
Austin Pendleton
Umbrella Santa / Marty
Tom Poston
Father Zabriskie
René Lavan
Enrique Decardenal
Bonita Friedericy
Jude Becker
David Hornsby
Randy Becker
Kevin Chamberlin
Mr. Scanlon
Lyndon Smith
Randy Scanlon
Mark Christopher Lawrence
Wes Trogden
Rachel L. Smith
Trish Trodgen
David L. Lander
Tanning Intruder
Patrick O'Connor
Office Staff
Eryn Nicole Gonsalves
Schoolgirl
Chelsea Broussard
Schoolgirl