Merrill Gruver
Karen (voice)
Michael Edwards
Richard (voice)
Melissa Brown
Mother (voice)
Rob LaBelle
Dad / Mr. A&M (voice)
Cynthia Schneider
Dionne Warwick (voice)
Bruce Tuthill
Narrator (voice)
Gwen Kraus
Narrator (voice)
Joanne Barrett
Self-Singer
Michelle Manenti
Michelle Hoyt, Musician
Richard Nixon
Self (archive footage)
Ronald Reagan
Self (archive footage)