Dana Carvey
Pistachio Disguisey
Brent Spiner
Devlin Bowman
Jennifer Esposito
Jennifer Baker
Harold Gould
Grandfather Disguisey
James Brolin
Fabbrizio Disguisey
Edie McClurg
Mother Disguisey
Maria Canals-Barrera
Sophia (as Maria Canals)
Michael Bailey Smith
Henchman
Rachel Lederman
Texas Wife
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Lee Keller
Group Dancer
Vincent Riverside
Henchman
Virginia Hawkins
Interview Woman
Jonathan Loughran
Security Guard
Michael DeLuise
Businessman
Andrew Shaifer
Liberty Bell Security Guard
Vincent Castellanos
Art Dealer
Kevin Nealon
White Collar Executive
Bill Cho Lee
Mongolian Elder
Steve Gormley
German Businessman
Christel Smith
German Businesswoman
Brian Catalano
Italian Officer
Gabriel Pimentel
Boxing Dummy
Martha Del Rio
Puerto Rican Housekeeper
Guelmarà Oppenheimer
Waitress
Tracy E. Wilson
Female Partygoer
Steven Hack
Chemistry Teacher
Dane Morris
Young Pistachio
Andy Morrow
Captain America Kid
Naya Rivera
Captain America Kid
Julius Ritter
Captain America Kid
Brighton Hertford
Captain America Kid
Sandra Lindquist
Bartender
Mike Johnson
Constitution Security Guard
Michael Lee Phillips Jr.
Constitution Security Guard
Berglind Icey
Big Bottom Girl
Leasi Andrews
Big Bottom Girl
Anna Marie Goddard
Big Bottom Girl
Theresa Madelin Lin
Big Bottom Girl
Gustavo Vargas
Group Dancer
Paul Benshoof
Group Dancer
Andrea Bogart
Group Dancer
Paulette Maxwell
Group Dancer
Paula Abdul
Choreographer (uncredited)
Lisa Foiles
Lisa (uncredited)
Jesse V. Johnson
Thief (uncredited)
Shane Lyons
Shane (uncredited)
Cole Sprouse
Young Pistachio
Dylan Sprouse
Young Pistachio