Parker Posey
Priscilla Chase
Mischa Barton
Kristen Taylor
Keith David
Coach Popovitch
Robert John Burke
Binky Taylor
Liza Minnelli
Alyssa Donahue
Danny DeVito
Wayne the Pool Guy
Winter Ave Zoli
The Water's Fine Girl
Adam Nelson
Kid at Vending Machine
Jennifer Luu
Chinese Student
Alex Potapenko
Blonde Student
Brynn Horrocks
Punky Chick
Richard A. Clark
Video Tech No. 1
Randall Harr
Video Tech No. 2
Christopher Mattingly
Nerd
Debrae Barenfeld
Receptionist
Brandon Lewis
Black Hipster
Michael Orlando
Hispanic Man
J.E. Smith
Young Marine / English Guy
Ed Brigadier
Fridtjof Knudsen
Molly McGinnis
Woman No. 1
Bernard Canepari
Higher Up
Marisa Miller
Assistant Principal
Thomas T.K. Zung
Natty Chinese Man
Fumi Desalu-Vold
Coach's Wife (uncredited)