
The Onion Movie
May 31 2008
•1h 20m
•Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Cast
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Len Cariou
Norm Archer

Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs

Ken Takemoto
Sensei
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