All Cast
Colin Ridgway
Stan / Minor Inconvenience Man
Matthew Naquin
Dr. Lemonide
Samuel Everett
Professor A. S. Hole
Kara Mattingly
Kris Goldwin
Iris Rayner
Detective Richard Osmond
Parker Montgomery
Officer Rodney Benson
Audrey Holt
Interviewer
Collin Lee
Phone Guy
Graham Irby
Basketball Dude
Mya Tillman
Miles Ingram
Walker Scott
Grocery Store Passerby
Kodie Bullard
Reporter Lisa Neilsen
Barrett Walker
Street Guy 1
Branch Gouras
Street Guy 2
Mya Tillman
Crutches Girl
Julius Ridgway
Old Redneck
Devin Cooper
Streetpasser
Mya Tillman
Cultist 1
Matthew Naquin
Cultist 2
Dino Pickett
Greta Mae Jenkins-Braxton
Nadia Janus
Lemonade Girl