Andrew Dice Clay
Richard Spencer
Cassidy Rae
Norma Jean Hazelrigg
William Ragsdale
Todd Farrit
Brittany Slattery
Sara's Little Girl
David Butler
Sara's Husband
Susan Barnes
Cat Foot Lady
Caroline Key Johnson
Diane
Kristopher Logan
Reporter #1
Steven M. Porter
Reporter #2
Brian Keith
'Noble Hart' / Self
Mark Blankfield
Sheik Abdul Achmed
Charlene Tilton
Actress Playing Norma Jean
Ed Marinaro
Actor Playing Frank Musso
Robert Culp
Actor Playing Noble Hart
Mike Randleman
Delivery Guy
Patricia Belcher
Modesto Judge
Ted Davis
Blind Sheik's Translator
Mirron E. Willis
N.Y.C. Cop
Christopher Carroll
Deathrow Guard
Michael Hanks
Voice Over Announcer
David Letterman
Self (uncredited)
Conan O'Brien
Self (uncredited)
