Vince Vieluf
Tom Cooperman
Cameron Richardson
Rachael Unger
Daniella Evangelista
Wendy
Rachel Dratch
Mrs. Greitzer
Chris Parnell
Mr. Ronald Greitzer
Brooke Dillman
Biology / Health Teacher
Shayn Solberg
Dorky Freshman
Sonya Salomaa
Cocktail Waitress
Christine Caux
American Flag Stripper
Heather Hanson
Hairdresser
Constance Barnes
Female Nurse
David H. Steinberg
Video Dupe Guy
Ruth Dubuisson
Black Stripper
Jacqueline Stewart
Exotic Stripper / "Cider"
Jocelyne Loewen
Dr.'s Receptionist
Angelika Libera
Chicken Eating Lady