Witless Protection
Feb 22 2008
•2h 37m
•Comedy, Action, Adventure, Crime
When a small-town sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap.
Cast
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Larry the Cable Guy
Deputy Larry Stalder
Ivana Miličević
Madeleine
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
Connie
Yaphet Kotto
Ricardo Bodi
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