Scarlett Johansson
Rebecca
Illeana Douglas
Roberta Allsworth
Charles C. Stevenson Jr.
Norman
Brian George
Sidewinder Boss
Rini Bell
Graduation Speaker
Kaileigh Brielle Martin
Snotty Girl
Marc Vann
Angry Guy (Jerome)
James Sie
Asian Guy (Steven)
Paul Keith
Fussy Guy (Paul)
David Cross
Pushy Guy (Gerrold)
J.J. 'Bad Boy' Jones
Fred Chatman
Dylan Jones
Red-Haired Girl
Steve Pierson
Blueshammer Member
Jake La Botz
Blueshammer Member
Johnny Irion
Blueshammer Member
Nate Wood
Blueshammer Member
Charles Schneider
Joey McCobb
Sid Hillman
Zine-O-Phobia Creep
Joshua Wheeler
Zine-O-Phobia Creep
Patrick Fischler
Masterpiece Video Clerk
Daniel Graves
Masterpiece Video Customer
Matt Doherty
Masterpiece Video Employee
Joel Michaely
Porno Cashier
Debi Derryberry
Rude Coffee Customer
Brett Gilbert
Alien Autopsy Guy
Alex Solowitz
Cineplex Manager
Tony Ketcham
Alcoholic Customer
Mary Bogue
Popcorn Customer
Brian Jacobs
Soda Customer
Patrick Yonally
Garage Sale Hipster
Lauren Bowles
Angry Garage Sale Woman
Lorna Scott
Phyllis, the Art Show Curator
Jeff Murray
Roberta's Colleague
Jerry Rector
Dana's Co-Worker
John Bunnell
Seymour's Boss
Diane Salinger
Psychiatrist
Anna Berger
Seymour's Mother
Bruce Glover
Feldman (Wheelchair Guy)
Teri Garr
Maxine (uncredited)
Danny Allen
Adult Store Customer (uncredited)
Joan Blair
Lady Slowly Crossing Street (uncredited)
Michelle McGinty
Mom in Convenience Store (uncredited)