All Cast
Rob Schneider
J.D.
Michelle Rodriguez
Harriet
Adrien Brody
Flirty Harry
Lindsay Lohan
Marilyn
Ari Shaffir
The Amazing Racist
Vince Offer
Peeping Tom
Jonathan Spencer
Lt. O'Flanagan / Bob / Sewage Technician / Paparazzi
Anna Akana
Student
Ali Olomi
Taliban Guard
Da'Vone McDonald
Vondell
Jessie T. Usher
Jamal
Noelle Kenney
Patient
Caroline Rich
Cindi
Theo Von
Mountain Climber
Joanna Krupa
Beautiful Girl
Deborah Rombaut
Nurse Jones
Danni Lang
Beautician
Alejandro Patiño
Worker
Calvin Sykes
Murphay
Andrea Lwin
Beautician
Thai Edwards
Swade
Mark Chalant Phifer
Darnell
Ashton Jordann Ruiz
Acquon
Ben Wang
Sweatshop Boss
Paul Kwo
Sweatshop Worker
Hymnson Chan
Student
Rick Chambers
Captain
