All Cast
Kelly Dixon
Narrator
Mickey Smith
Paperboy
Tanya Gingerich
First Housewife
Sara Kathryn Bakker
Second Housewife
John Hartmann
First Dad
Blayne Perry
First Businessman
Duncan Rogers
Second Businessman
Jim Oakley
First Football Player
J.J. Messina
Second Football Player
Jordanna Dezeeuw
Evil Hetero Woman
Pete Barker
Dr. Dinsey
Bill Peden
The Confessor
Stephen Palgon
Johnny
Margot Edling
Diane