Jane Jensen
Juliet Capulet
Valentine Miele
Murray Martini
William Beckwith
Cappy Capulet
Steve Gibbons
London Arbuckle
Stephen Blackehart
Benny Que
Flip Brown
Father Lawrence
Gene Terinoni
Detective Ernie Scalus
Wendy Adams
Ingrid Capulet
Tamara Marie Watson
Georgie Capulet
Joe Fleishaker
1-900-HOT-HUNK
James Gunn
Found a Peanut Father
Lloyd Kaufman
Shocked Onlooker
Lisbeth Kaufman
Mutant Kid
Charlotte Kaufman
Mutant Kid
Jason Green
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (uncredited)
Ron Jeremy
Tromaville Citizen (uncredited)
Joseph Anthony
Flavio (Penis Monster Guy)
Craig Adams
Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex
Neil Ruddy
Nice Man Hit By Car!!
