The Census Taker
Jan 23 1984
•2h 35m
•Crime, Comedy
When George and Martha let Harvey, an annoying census taker, into their home, they find themselves under a barrage of increasingly abusive questions. Furious at his intrusiveness, and at their wit's end, they kill the census taker and with the help of their friends Pete and Eva, must hide the body from a determined investigator.
Cast
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Greg Mullavey
George

Meredith MacRae
Martha

Garrett Morris
Harvey

Timothy Bottoms
Pete
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