All Cast

Danny Dyer

John Smith

Sarah Harding

Stephanie Smith

Denise Van Outen

Michelle Smith

Neil Morrissey

Gary Gardner

Kellie Shirley

Susie Browning

Christopher Biggins

Bobby Franklin

Lionel Blair

Cyril

Jeffrey Holland

Dick Holland

Richard Briers

Newspaper Seller

Barry Cryer

Busker

Judi Dench

Bag Lady

Rolf Harris

Busker

Cliff Richard

Busker

Ian Cullen

Gareth Marks

Nicholas Le Prevost

D. S. Porterhouse

Pamela Cundell

Peter Blake

Man reading newspaper

Ben Cartwright

D. S. Troughton

Derek Griffiths

Stockwell Police Officer

Jean Fergusson

Exercising Woman

Jennifer Wilson

Vicki Michelle

Tourist

Jenny Seagrove

Taxi Passenger

Russ Abbot

Hospital Patient

Nicky Henson

Hospital Patient

Bernard Cribbins

Hospital Patient

Brian Murphy

Allotment Man

Marcia Warren

Woman on Seat

June Whitfield

Exercising Woman

Maureen Lipman

Exercising Woman

Katy Manning

Exercising Woman

Liza Goddard

Exercising Woman

Su Pollard

Shopkeeper

Andrew Sachs

Clumsy Waiter

Derek Fowlds

Man in Hat

Robin Askwith

Bus Driver

Mark Wingett

Man Outside Cafe

Sylvia Syms

Hip Operation Woman

Donald Sinden

Man on Bus

Finty Williams

Wendy Craig

Nanny

Geoffrey Palmer

Man on Toilet

Lynda Baron

Nurse

Frank Thornton

Man on Bus

Bill Pertwee

Man on Bus

Tony Britton

Man on Bus

Wanda Ventham

Woman on Bus

Michael Cochrane

Man on Bus

Louise Jameson

Receptionist

Timothy West

Man in Pub

Prunella Scales

Woman in Pub

Jess Conrad

Piano Player

Tom Conti

Actor

Les Dennis

Man on Street

Noel Edmonds

Man in Shop

Vernon Kay

Plate-Spinning Man

Pat Sharp

Man in Flat

Dennis Waterman

Minding Person

Anita Graham

Jeffrey Holland

Dick Holland

David Janson