All Cast
K-von
Kelvin

Joseph Porter
Tommy Hines

Kelsey Sanders
Heather
John Vulich
Gingerdead Man / Makeup Effects Guy #4

Michelle Bauer
Polly Bunderhoof
Frank Nicotero
Marty

Greg Nicotero
Makeup Effects Guy #3

John Carl Buechler
Orson Biggs

David DeCoteau
Himself
Kenneth J. Hall
Lord Astroth

Adam Green
Toothless McHomeless

Jacob Witkin
Sir Ian Cavenaugh
David Sivits
Muscle-Boy
Pieter Christian Colson
Assistant Director #2

Michael Deak
Makeup Effects Guy #2
Bruce Dent
Ricki Johnson

Travis Joe Dixon
Lieutenant Grant

Junie Hoang
Ensign del Rio
Viorel Sergovici
Cameraman
Nicole Schilperoort
Nubile Young Virgin

Nick Hawk
Commander Mcslag

David DeCoteau
