All Cast
Trevor Fehrman
Handsome
Elden Henson
Sammy
Matthew Lawrence
Victor
Martin Starr
Applebee
Griffin Dunne
Mr. Davis
Maggie Lawson
Julie
Mary Tyler Moore
Mrs. Stark
Dixon Cohee
Greedy
Casey Dubois
Handsome - 2nd Grade & Kindergarten
Brandy Kopp
Hot Girl #1
David Krumholtz
Evan Rosengarden
Jewel Staite
Teddy Blue
Babs Chula
Mrs. Rosengarden
Kathryn Anderson
2nd Grade Teacher
Leonie Haworth
Julie - 2nd Grade
P.J. Johal
Semi-Foreigner
Brett Kelly
Sammy - 2nd Grade & Kindergarten
Eliza Norbury
Noga
Lachlan Murdoch
Horny
Douglas Newell
Proctor
Morris Panych
Mr. Harkin
Will Sanderson
Rexler
Tania Saulnier
Hot Girl #2
Bethoe Shirkoff
Grandmother
Jared Van Snellenberg
Shapiro
Shayn Solberg
Lebo
Lisa Jayne Stewart
Kindergarten Teacher
Bill Switzer
Garret
Ingrid Torrance
Marla
Chang Tseng
Marty
Barbara Tyson
Mrs. Herman
Rachel Victoria
Tough Girl
Jay Brazeau
Dr. Fox
Marcus Hondro
Homeless Guy
Andrew Johnston
Dr. Newman
