All Cast
Laila Rouass
Lucinda
Gary Stretch
Fred
Phil Daniels
Grouch
James Puddephatt
Phil
Alun ap Brinley
Rhodri
Geoff Bell
Tyg
Peter Bowles
The Chairman
Gwenllian Davies
Shopkeeper
Marcus Gilbert
Marl
Jonathan Holmes
Yenko
Caroline Hunnisett
Siobhan
Jon Ivay
Doey
Ian Ralph
Granite
Nick Richards
Motorway Coffee Boy
William Thomas
Welsh Farmer
David Schofield
Dart player (scenes deleted)
