All Cast

Alex Winter

Alex Winter

Ricky Coogan

Randy Quaid

Randy Quaid

Elijah C. Skuggs

Michael Stoyanov

Michael Stoyanov

Ernie

Megan Ward

Megan Ward

Julie

Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves

Ortiz the Dog Boy

Mr. T

Mr. T

The Bearded Lady

Bobcat Goldthwait

Bobcat Goldthwait

Sockhead

John Hawkes

John Hawkes

Cowboy

Jeff Kahn

Jeff Kahn

Nosey

Derek McGrath

Derek McGrath

Worm

Jaime Cardriche

Jaime Cardriche

Toad

Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields

Skye Daley

William Sadler

William Sadler

Dick Brian

Patti Tippo

Patti Tippo

Rosie the Pinhead

Lee Arenberg

Lee Arenberg

The Eternal Flame

Alex Zuckerman

Alex Zuckerman

Stuey Gluck

Ray Baker

Ray Baker

Bill Blazer

Morgan Fairchild

Morgan Fairchild

Stewardess

Michael Gilden

Michael Gilden

Eye

Deep Roy

Deep Roy

George Ramirez #3

Jon M. Chu

Jon M. Chu

Giant Stuey Monster

Gibby Haynes

Gibby Haynes

Cheese Wart

Pamela Mant

Pamela Mant

Nun

Sam Raimi

Sam Raimi

Crooked Cop (uncredited)

Robert Tapert

Robert Tapert

Crooked Cop (uncredited)