Kevin Smith
Silent Bob / Himself (voice)
Eliza Dushku
Lipstick Lesbian (voice)
Tara Strong
Cocknocker / Small Fry the Science Guy (voice)
Jon Lovitz
The Mad Scientist (voice)
Ralph Garman
Dick-Head / Doc Brown (voice)
Neil Gaiman
Albert the Manservant (voice)
Ben Gleib
NewsGroup (voice)
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
Bluntgirl (voice)
Ray William Johnson
Quick-Stop hipster (voice)
Scott Mosier
The General / Quick-Stop hipster guy (voice)
Ming Chen
Shower Bully 1 (voice)
Bryan Johnson
Shower Bully 2 / Travis the Comic-Hating Bully (voice)
Walt Flanagan
Shower Bully 3 / Giagra Ad Narrator (voice)
Kevin Conroy
The Mayor of Red Bank (voice)
Brian Faraldo
The Diddler (voice)
Jensen Karp
Baby Dick-Head's doctor (voice)
Steve Stark
NewsGroup's mom / Internet cafe waitress (voice)
Brian O'Halloran
Dante Hicks (voice)
Marc Bernardin
Mayor of Asbury Park (voice)
Matt Cohen
Bank Robber (voice)
James Franco Jr.
Photographer (voice)
Kyle Hebert
Tall Guy in Crowd / Bluntmobile GPS (voice)
Paul Hipp
Ring-Wearing Alien (voice)
Brian Quinn
Perplexed Bystander (voice)
Lisa-Marie Stark
Travis-Lover / Giagra Ad Girl Voices (voice)
Will Wilkins
Bank Robber Cop 1 (voice)
Mike Zapcic
Bank Robber Cop 2 (voice)