I Won't Play
Nov 11 1944
•0h 18m
•Drama, Music
In this Oscar-winning short film, a Marine, Joe Fingers, on a South Sea island during World War II, tells tales of the influence he's had on various personalities. In the words of one of his buddies, he's either the biggest liar in the world or the most important man in show business.
Cast
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Dane Clark
Joe Fingers
Janis Paige
Kim Karol / Sally
Warren Douglas
Rusty aka 'Handsome'
Robert Shayne
Chaplain aka 'Padre'
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