Jackie Mason
Jack Hartounian
Robert Stack
Chandler Young
Dyan Cannon
Elizabeth Pearce
Dina Merrill
Cynthia Young
Marsha Warfield
Royette Tyler
Jessica Lundy
Kate Hartounian
Chynna Phillips
Miffy Young
Dan Aykroyd
Capt. Tom Everett
Anthony Mockus Sr.
Pierpont
Bibi Osterwald
Mrs. Pierpont
Frank Welker
The Gopher (voice)